Posts Tagged ‘Sun’

Solar sauce: How to make a sun.

If I had to choose a religion the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god

A cloud of hydrogen slowly forming into a star

-Napoleon Bonaparte

Serves – approx 7 billion

Prep time – 10 billions years

Cooking time – A few seconds


  • 3 parts Colossal Hydrogen gas cloud
  • 1 Part free Helium gas
  • A cloud of dust
  • Trace elements – season to taste
  • A pinch of gravity

This is a great little recipe that will last a long time if placed in a void-like vacuum and is a helpful addition to many other recipes. The best thing about it is that it’s self heating; just combine the ingredients then retreat several million kilometres and enjoy the show. First of all you need a good baking platform; we like to use a Big BangTM brand universe. This great little platform comes as an undefined, hot, very dense state that when activated will expand fairly rapidly. It will probably keep on expanding past the size you need but don’t worry too much about this: it’s just something the maker added to confuse the scientists that come later. It will actually provide you with a lot of laughs in about 14 billion years. Anyway, this expanding platform is awesome, though can be a little controversial: some people prefer Steady StateTM brand universes and a few still use the slightly antiquated God-Clicked-His-FingersTM model. Use whichever you like but we’ll be using the former so it’ll be referenced herein. Continue reading